Take one of these (do sandwich boards exist in the US?)
Combine with one of these
Get out your glue gun and stick on lots of these, and these
And lo and behold, Cate Blanchett will wear it.
It’s been nearly 24 hours and I’m still trying to work out if I like this dress or not. What do you guys think? At the very least kudos to her for wearing one of the very few interesting dresses on display last night.