He he! Does anyone out there speak Russian? Can you translate this page? Are they being rude? What is a grendma? Getting lots of traffic off this today, so I presume they’re being complimentary.
Not to worry, I’ve found a online Russian translation site and this is apparently what the first paragraph says:
It can to you already lusciously, but me, at present, only and ???????. House. With ??????????. Slightly. With pink glaze. And native, as old cowards. Well all right, not cowards. But you have understood me.
I’ve now found a website that will translate the whole page. Impeccably. (Am secretly very thrilled to have Russian fans – world domination can’t be far off.)