Oh I know I’m the saddest person on the planet but my Saturday nights are now complete with the return of Strictly Come Dancing.
I thought I would miss the irrepressible enthusiasm and cheeky grin of Darren the Dazzler, but the shy smile of Mark Ramprakash (what is is with cricketers and ballroom dancing?) and the rather obvious charms of Ray Fearon have the potential to fill the void.
The great thing is that the Minx loves the ‘dan-sing’ as much as I do and we spent a very happy evening jigging round the living room together.
Please, please, please let it be on Bittorrent – otherwise this is yet another Seattle dealbreaker.